90% of Us Multitask While We're on the Toilet
Men take longer than women do too !
Police Catch a Man With a Prostitute Who Looks Like Angelina Jolie . . . Because He Put His Hazard Lights On
You mean you're not Angelina Jolie ?!?!?
A Couple Stops to Have Sex on Some Train Tracks . . . and Gets Run Over by a Train
So stupid you can't make it up !