http://homestarrunner.com/
http://illwillpress.com/
http://www.fark.com/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/weird-news/
http://sponsorhounds.com/
http://www.eventzone.org/calendar/
http://www.downtownroanoke.org/events
Combine ingredients in a shaker filled with ice, shake and strain into a chilled martini or cocktail glass.